Sep 30, 2009

Al-Qaeda's Ass Bombs

squashed:

Negev Rock City reports on a Saudi suicide bomber hid an IED in his rectum in a failed attempt to assassinate a Saudi prince. The AP reports that “the method of concealment aimed the blast away from the target, while blowing the bomber to bits.”

This is a very serious matter and should be treated with appropriate gravity.

Wow. al-Qaeda is deploying new tactics. Queue the “Iraqi ass map” scene from Three Kings. “Is this the proctology tent? Maybe the urology tent? The neurology tent?”

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